I jumped on the line to start my shift and I swear to god someone cut these and were using them.
by shanerr90
26 Comments
StormOfFatRichards
Just plane silly
BlueSkiesWildEyes
Is this just fantasy?
australopipicus
lmao this looks like I cut them (I got fired from my only food service job when I was 16)
Forsaken-Peak8496
My guy did you fall asleep halfway while cutting?
kitworkinprogress
mr president, 300 planes have simultaneously hit the chives
brittlebeetlebum_111
Damn. Those chives can also serve as a toothpick
fizzzingwhizbee

CrustyT-shirt
Alright, fire up the blender. We’re having chive soup for staff dinner.
RangerBumble
What is the word for when you look at items that represent a small part of a larger category for so long that it starts to shift your mental definition of average?
As a person who only know chives from the 65 days of meme chopping.. how bad are these? How good are the chives from the meme that started it all? Is the other guy actually really good and everyone just says they aren’t perfect?!?!?
26 Comments
Just plane silly
Is this just fantasy?
lmao this looks like I cut them (I got fired from my only food service job when I was 16)
My guy did you fall asleep halfway while cutting?
mr president, 300 planes have simultaneously hit the chives
Damn. Those chives can also serve as a toothpick

Alright, fire up the blender. We’re having chive soup for staff dinner.
What is the word for when you look at items that represent a small part of a larger category for so long that it starts to shift your mental definition of average?
*Something*-bias?
It’s gonna be a long day. On my way, chef.


Some people just want to watch the world burn
Oof.
r/chivecirclejerk
So, there’s a weed wacker in your kitchen?!?


https://preview.redd.it/zf4kzfqnnr7g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a08ea403995a0a66bc6973ca57d603f55f993bf7
the way these chives look is how I feel today
https://i.redd.it/ze3zakjlpr7g1.gif
karmakrazis worst(best) nightmare

Dudes crushing it.
See you tomorrow chef.
As a person who only know chives from the 65 days of meme chopping.. how bad are these? How good are the chives from the meme that started it all? Is the other guy actually really good and everyone just says they aren’t perfect?!?!?
Are chives a joke to you?
The prep cook in question:
